Alma

My bffs name

Alma ate a sandwich

by Jsksndkskd October 13, 2020

Almight

What happens when you don't spell check almighty.

Only a retard would misspell almighty. Wait a minute. *looks down* Aw goddamnit.

by The Almight Lizard King November 6, 2004

Almond Eyes

1: somniferious; a person who is sleepy or tired
2: a person so stoned that their eyes are closed

1: "my optical receptors have fallen too heavy to speak intelectually . i have somneriferious almond eyes"
2: "dude man you're so stoned you lookin through a pair of fawkin almond eyes"

by Heroin Joe February 17, 2009

Almina

Almina is always nice and patient with people! and is actually supposed to learn for her exam in two days but instead she praises herself. That’s almina a perfect name and awesome person! ALSO PLEASE STAN BLACKPINK THEY ARE KPOP GIRL GROUP IF YOU KNOW ME NO YOU DONT. bye friends this was designated to my future self! güle güle, tschüss, bye, annyeong I just said bye in a few languages CUZ IM SMART k bye fr now.

ALMINA IS SO HOT, ALMINA STANS BLACKPINK, ALMINA IS NOT LEARNING FOR HER EXAM, ALMINA IS SOCIALLY AWKWARD, ALMINA HAS PROBABLY SOCIAL ANXIETY BUT SHE WOULD NEVER SELF DIAGNOSE HERSELF CUZ TIKTOK WOULD CANCEL ALMINA FOR THAT MY TIKTOK: KimJisoos_juicy_ass :) bye

by Kim Jisoo November 7, 2020

Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar

Full name for worldwide famous rapper Cardi B

Did you know Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar is Cardi B’s real name!

by CardiBqueens October 24, 2020

almond roca

Animal poop.

Origins: Some animal feces are high in undigested protien, so that other animals will eat it. Dogs often eat cat poop because it is high in protien.

Fido ate up every bit of kitty's almond roca.

by Hosehead January 7, 2004

almond joy

When a guy shits on a girls chest, rubs her tits in it, and then proceeds to clip his toe nails into the feces.

"Hey bob, I gave you're wife an almond joy last night"

by Jon and barry October 27, 2006