size jack

A person (male or female) who prefers average-sized penises.

Who did she want to sleep with?
Probably William. She’s such a size jack and he’s pretty average.

by MayContray January 9, 2021

size jack

A person (male or female) who prefers average-sized penises.

Who do you think she slept with last weekend?
Probably William. She’s a size jack and he’s pretty average down there.

by MayContray January 9, 2021

jumping jack jesus

An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.

Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.

SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.

by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021

cracka jacka

A gangster white male who most likely beats his wife and kids

Jesus: look Phil here comes a cracka jacka!

by JorgeHat March 9, 2021

Audio Jack(ass)

(noun) A person when, upon gaining the sound system, puts on either music you don’t like, ear rape, rickrolls, or other generally bad noises.

“Stop being such an audio jack(ass)”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Skip jack

Aka Skippy aka skip. Usually a nickname given to those in trades. Foul mouth anger issues, lack of common sense, makes very poor choices. Has no comprehension of saving money. Alcoholic and will fuck anything that walks. Multiple baby mamas. Hobbies include super punchin, pipelining, hot shotin, and playin golf. Will in fact steal your girl and your mom. All in all skip jacks are bad mother fuckers

Wtf Skip jack that's my mom bro.

by The real skip jack April 16, 2021

Frog Jack

You tell this to your boys when you are about to lay pipe on a girl, the type of sex one would have occasionally or when it’s been a while.

“Yo boys, I can’t wait to frog jack this girl tonight.”

by HungDongChamp May 22, 2021