Person1: you want to a hang out?
Person2: I got a A on my text!
Person1: cool, but I still have a dog in a bag.
Person2: I got a A on my text!
Person1: cool, but I still have a dog in a bag.
by Uwannahang May 10, 2021
When a women(preferably 400-700 pounds in weight to ensure size) shoves a moby huge up her anus several times to open the bag up. The man or women then proceeds to climb in the ass and then fully close the anus around them creating a safe sleeping bag for naps, sleep and even hibernation.
by Gabeupsecks69 March 20, 2023
by EmuleehK July 28, 2011
The man who wears the pants in a homosexual relationship. He “fills” his boyfriend’s, otherwise known as the “Twinkie” , cavities with his crème from his piping bag.
by Sahaev August 04, 2023
After chugging vodka lay across two tables allowing your dick to hang downwards and girls under will fight for your penis.
by HolyWhiteness July 21, 2017
Your landlord, usually an old woman, who enters your apartment without notice because she owns the place. She’s a cheap old lady who likes to stick her nose in your business. She’s will, and has, used your towels to wipe up a leak unrelated to your apartment.
by Faultliner May 26, 2025
V-bagging is when a mysterious and surprising vagina appears on your face while asleep. Some V-bags are so sneaky, you will not know of it until you receive a random text of a photo while nursing your next-day-hangover.
"Dave's snoring is so bad that if I am ever going to get some beauty sleep, I must V-bag him in order to stop it!"
by Chad Michael Hugill January 01, 2014