Marriage pussy 

The diamond shaped wear on your unwashed jeans by your crotch after a couple of months of usage.

Woah, nice marriage pussy you got there on your jeans!
Thanks, dude! I'm thinking of dry cleaning them next week, I hope they turn out good!

Marriage pussy by world_eggplant May 12, 2011

mermaid pussy

A beautiful, sparkly vagina

"Dude taylor has a mermaid pussy"

mermaid pussy by mikeismynamedood May 20, 2014

Pure Pussy Syndrome (PPS) 

A common condition suffered among most men ages 16 and over characterized by: immature behavior, acting like a scared little bitch, and crying because of lack of game.

Girl 1: Wow...Dan only invited me to this party so he could attempt to get in my pants and proceed to cry because he's an asshole and no one likes him.

Girl 2: He sounds like a major pussy.

Girl 1: Oh yes he is actually; he suffers from PPS...Pure Pussy Syndrome (PPS).

Pure Pussy Syndrome (PPS) by Bella Yonder May 25, 2011

cancer pussy

A diseased pussy thats smell is so putrid, the burning stench lingers in your nose for a while after the encounter.

The stripper pushed her naked crotch into Kirby's face, but her cancer pussy left a lingering stink that burned his nostrils and left him gasping for air.

cancer pussy by Lu Pac October 3, 2007

Bomb Ass Pussy 

White girls with bomb ass pussies are rare and hard to come by. When you do find one, CHERISH THAT PUSS. Most likely they are extremely appealing to the eyes, and have a kickass personality so you want to always ditch your friends for her. Be kind to her, she is sweet and understanding. She likes when you make her sandwiches without asking. Also enjoys pretending to be cat with you in bed.

Pussy Admirer: Man that girl has such a bomb ass pussy! I just want to kiss her!

Bomb Ass Pussy by pussyluv November 22, 2011

back pussy 

A triangular patch of hair on the lower portion of a man's back, that stick's out of his pants, its shape looke like female genitalia.

When the guy doing yardwork in his shorts turned around, we saw he had a back pussy.

back pussy by A.Warm June 27, 2006

Wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one. 

What is said of a guy that knows almost nothing about sex. For example nerds,noobs,strightedges/strightasses,bible thumpers,mama's boys ect.

That nerd wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one.

Wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one. by Deep blue 2012 December 11, 2009