Standard Issue Midget Face

Or “SIMF” for short. Most dwarves have the same face. When you see a “SIMF” you just know that look. It’s a very standard look amongst little people, with distinct features including a large head and prominent forehead. A non-dwarf or little person can also have a standard issue midget face, in fact, this is a great way to define people that look like little people but are not suffering from achondroplasia.

Tara definitely has standard issue midget face. You can totally see it in her large prominent forehead.

by Adelemoney March 31, 2020

ass munching cunt face

The third most offensive insult someone can receive. see cunt muffin, and cock juggling thunder cunt

Go to hell you ass munching cunt face.

by Failbot6669 June 21, 2011

pussy ain't got no face

A saying held near and dear to those who will fuck anything that walks. Basically means that it's always worth it to beat it up, because no matter how the rest of her looks it's still gonna feel good.

Judd: "Man what in god's name are you doing to that sheep?"
Cletus: "Uh...I was just trying to push it through the fence."
Judd: "I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet."
Cletus: "Hey man, you know the name of the game. Pussy ain't got no face."
Judd: "Yeah I guess you're right. I got next."

by Nick D August 18, 2004

i hate your face

the amount of hatred that is directly connected to sight of the front part of you head. also see: www.ihateyourface.com

your face is jank, i hate your face. if i see your face again i will kick you in the neck

by h-bizzle 5 shizzle February 26, 2005

all over my face

when one desires something so much they have to have it "ALL OVER THEIR FACE"

"I would like a Miller Lite ALL OVER MY FACE!"
"I had those hashbrowns ALL OVER MY FACE"

by Molly/Ashley August 27, 2006

whore faced slut bag

A person with the following attributes
-An ugly face
-A slutty past
-A bad attitude
-Clothes that make her look like a whore
-Poor
-Drinks Milwaukee's Best Light
-Usually chain smokes

Zack "Ugh that girl that was hitting on me was such a whore faced slut bag"
Brandon "Yeah but you'd tap that"
Zack "Yeah, I guess your right"

by Assly May 23, 2008

Resting bitch face

It a person that has a face that makes them look like a bitch also being named becca

Becca has a resting bitch face

by Askalak2 December 25, 2015