Thine Love Rod

my boyfriends penis

Pat: thine love rod is in need of adjustment

by Hamletlover April 12, 2010

The Love of My Life

A person that you will always care for and adore. The type of person you call darling, you hug and kiss. The person you love dearly. ilysm Dylan

“Dylan is the love of my life” 💗😣

by Cats are great and so is Dylan May 24, 2022

Panda Butt Love

The love between two male pandas; The vigorous butt sex between two male pandas; A term used for frustration

George: "Damn i got an F on my math test"
Thomas: "Dude, you got Panda butt loved over that test"
or
George: "I was watching Animal Planet and saw some crazy Panda butt love"

by Da_Panda_Kr3w November 12, 2011

I love jordan

Jordan is a really dumb cheese head. He likes the packers and the cyclones while I like the bears and the Hawkeyes. I’m not an uncultured swine like he is. I still love him though, he’s kind and sweet , plus that dick ain’t little😎. I would like to get old with this one and wife him up because he’s uncultivated and can’t do it. Hopefully he will ask me to homecoming before anyone else does lol🤡 ily boo thang

I love Jordan so fucking much

by troublebbyy September 21, 2019

I love the sun

(brit.)
"I fucked your mum"
In the style of cockney rhyming slang, this can be used to say "I fucked your mum" even in a more formal setting among those in the know while seeming perfectly polite.

"Oi, oi mate. I love the sun."
"Ohhhhh fuck off mate"

by Duoquadragesimal May 9, 2022

loves me knot

one day bloomers lead to loveless tangles.

opium poppy blooms for one day, then it leaves a (loves me knot).People fall into relationships then think if they compromise here,bend a little there it will work, but then it doesn't.It leaves a loves me knot.

by Dr.Argues June 27, 2010

Love

Love? it’s 💩, Well your lonely life can last longer, and try to make friends for once🤡

1.)you will never get love from me

by loser._. October 14, 2019