A Purring dog is that one friend who is known for saying the most unpredictable and/or confusing sentences known to man kind without warning or fail.
Like a Purring dog, when they open their mouth, it leaves you both stunned and confused.
Like a Purring dog, when they open their mouth, it leaves you both stunned and confused.
Group of friends: *chatting*
Dave: “you know, the north and the south poles are exactly 1 earth apart from eachother”
The group: *stunned silence*
Steve: “Dave, you are a fucking purring dog.
Or
“Don’t take Dave too seriously, he’s a bit of a purring dog”
Dave: “you know, the north and the south poles are exactly 1 earth apart from eachother”
The group: *stunned silence*
Steve: “Dave, you are a fucking purring dog.
Or
“Don’t take Dave too seriously, he’s a bit of a purring dog”
by Serbian_Father_Figure January 15, 2023
A typically middle-aged woman that always seems to find something wrong in an innocuous video about a dog. Dog Karen’s have a primal need to share their usually wrong opinion and bring down the comment section of an otherwise cute video. They think they are “helping” a dog in need when most of the time they are over sensitive and have no idea what they’re talking about.
“Aww look at this cute video about a man rescuing dogs.”
“Better steer clear of the comments, there’s probably a Dog Karen ruining the mood.”
“Better steer clear of the comments, there’s probably a Dog Karen ruining the mood.”
by Neuroticobzen January 21, 2023
the different tones and pitches you use when talking to your dog. the change in your voice when you talk to dogs, usually being higher and more dramatised
you (to your dog) - oh hello there (dogs name) aren’t you so pretty
me - don’t use that dog voice (your name) it’s annoying
me - don’t use that dog voice (your name) it’s annoying
by ultimatedefinitioncreator December 26, 2022
by Fumble Dog February 25, 2024
me n the boys are hittin up the slappa dogs tonight, u down for some magnolia?
Yo, Pi'erre, you wanna come out here?
In New York I Milly Rock (rock)
Hide it in my sock (sock)
Running from the opp (opp)
And I shoot at opp (opp) uh, uh (what?)
And I'm on the block (what?) Uh, uh (what? What?)
And I'm on the block (what?)
Yo, Pi'erre, you wanna come out here?
In New York I Milly Rock (rock)
Hide it in my sock (sock)
Running from the opp (opp)
And I shoot at opp (opp) uh, uh (what?)
And I'm on the block (what?) Uh, uh (what? What?)
And I'm on the block (what?)
by grayden lea June 05, 2023
by therealdriver June 13, 2022
“Sheesh we got so much work to do for math” “On dog bruh”
“My mother died” “On dog?” “On dog my mother died”.
“My mother died” “On dog?” “On dog my mother died”.
by 5721Ethan April 04, 2023