southern kart wheel

When a gay guy grabs onto your genitals and you are so startled you stumble backwards into a “southern kart wheel”

“Dude, that homo just made me do a southern southern kart wheel ! “

Stumbling backwards and falling when grabbed by a homo on the genitals

by Chrizpy February 10, 2018

The Florida Wheelbarrow

A method for taking the drug cocaine. One person has his nose on the floor in front of a line of cocaine. The other, his/her friend or drug partner, picks up his legs and pushes the other on his/her face through the line allowing a large consumption in a quick time.

Bro put your face on the floor in front of this line.

Ok dude, we doing The Florida Wheelbarrow?

Fuck yeah my guy!

by The Mango Salesman May 10, 2019

stinky cheese wheel

When you drive with your buttcheecks and your asshole touches the steering wheel

Wes definitely used the stinky cheese wheel to get home

by Stinky cheese nuts July 27, 2019

while-waving wheelbarrow-wobble

Refers to da minor-to-medium rocking/shimmying of a single-wheel hand-cart dat occurs when ya momentarily release one of da handles to raise yer hand in greeting to a passerby while trundling said wagon along da roadside.

One fairly easy way to minimize da degree/effects of while-waving wheelbarrow-wobble is to simply brace yer hip against da 'barrow's "free" handle to help hold it stable whenever ya hafta let go of it wif yer hand; wif a little practice, ya may not even need to stop walking, but can just steadily "keep on truckin'" and then re-establish yer grip on da 'barow's handle as soon as ya are able.

by QuacksO August 12, 2019

Jesus took the wheel

Jesus took the wheel

Jesus took the wheel

by nwordslayer240 September 8, 2019

Wanker at the wheel

A guy in a (usually) small car, who drives on free ways wanking (Masturbating) while he's driving

British guy 1: "Look at that cheeky bastard fappin while ees drivin"

British guy 2: oh man ee's a wanker at the wheel, and ees watchin poan too!"

by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020

High Brooms Wagon Wheel

Not to be confused with High Brooms Cartwheel, this popular drinking game is best played with 4 or more carpenters/joiners needed to build the wagon wheel. So the participants assemble at the top of the world famous hill leading down to High Brooms station with some Vindaloo, Thai green curry, tacos some rotten eggs and some contact adhesive. The first person strips off all of their clothes and proceeds to eat as much of the food as possible, while the other players proceed to contact glue their hands to each other’s feet in the form of a circle and balance upright at the top of the hill. These will be the rim of the Wagon wheel. The first person now eats the rotten egg and stands in a cartwheel position in the middle of the wheel to form the spokes holding on to the other players scarfs for steadiness. The Scarf joint is now formed and play can commence. They now proceed to roll down the hill gaining pace until the person forming the spokes is either sick or shits themselves at which point play is stopped ASAP. The winners are the carpenters/joiner son the rim who managed to largely avoid being covered in any of the excrement or vomit and is allowed to shower off. The loser is the most decorated player and must buy all participants drinks at “The Brickworks” all night long and must not shower off until the winner has finished their first cold pint!

Matt: Oh man, I can barely walk today as I was on the rim of a High Brooms Wagon Wheel last night and we nearly hit the station!
Ali: Yeah man, Second that. I'm glad i'm not Stu though as that guy took a real showering from Bob in the middle!

by Tony Spokes June 21, 2021