A web design term that refers to the act of repeatedly resizing ones browser to observe a website's design responding to changes in browser dimension; e.g. emulating the experience of viewing the site on a mobile browser. May produce feelings of pleasure and/or guilt.
by Little Sammy B September 19, 2014
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Bonus points for maintaining eye contact with a neighbour while slap boxing the one eyed champ!!
Bonus points for maintaining eye contact with a neighbour while slap boxing the one eyed champ!!
I'm in a rather dirty mood tonight Claude, infact I'm going to have a quick window wank. Should I ever need an alibi I'm pretty sure the neighbours will remember.
by Lardy croft fridge raider June 14, 2015
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Once you then come back to the game few minutes later you should play better.
Once you then come back to the game few minutes later you should play better.
by NOKris September 5, 2015
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by Justin Herr March 17, 2017
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Boy 1: *jacks off to his typed out role play on a forum*
Girl 1/Boy 1’s Alt: *roleplaying by himself*
Boy 2: I checked your IP address, and that “girl” is you, mate. You’re a total E-Wank/E-Jack Off.
Girl 1/Boy 1’s Alt: *roleplaying by himself*
Boy 2: I checked your IP address, and that “girl” is you, mate. You’re a total E-Wank/E-Jack Off.
by Collective Reasoning October 14, 2019
Get the E-Wank/E-Jack Off mug.A banter wanker is a person who joins a banter group only to moan that there is no banter. They can usually be found driving a Volkswagen Transporter, and they normally wear old cock rings in their ear lobes.
Ben: This group is shit it has no Banter.
Rachael: shut up Ben you banter wanker.
Ben: you don't know what real banter is
Rachael: Is that a cock ring in your ear ben?
Rachael: shut up Ben you banter wanker.
Ben: you don't know what real banter is
Rachael: Is that a cock ring in your ear ben?
by C.H.Ungs November 10, 2019
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by Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray January 28, 2021
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