unicornian

Impossible or otherwise too perfect to exist in the real world. Legendary or elite, a thing that by all means should not exist largely because of its overtly positive nature.

Anything for which "unicorn" could be a prefix.

A toilet that is both low-flow and eternally unclogged is unicornian.

by the gestalt bard May 16, 2015

Unicorning

The act of taking an ice-cream cone with ice cream on it and applying it to the forehead, then taking said cone and penetrating a woman either anally or vaginally.

Brent was unicorning Alexis for hours last night.

by Dr. Ares January 12, 2016

unicorn gas

1. (N) Small canisters of compressed nitrous oxide intended for cooking and baking purposes, which are inhaled for a momentary high.

2. (Compound Verb with "do") The act or process of inhaling nitrous oxide from small compressed canisters or compressed cans of whipped cream.

How do you not like whipits? It's Hippie Crack, Unicorn Gas Brother..

by /fa/ggot annon June 20, 2016

Unicorn Moment

That instant you break through a barrier that was holding you back, achieving an unprecedented level of personal awesomeness. Popularized by Ice Breakers.

Mack: I finished the 5-pound sandwich challenge at Cecil’s Diner.
Quinn: Total Unicorn Moment. Proud of you.

“I passed all my exams and just mastered winged eyeliner! #UnicornMoment”

by unicorn4eva June 18, 2016

Unicorn Glitter

When two people are having sex, while on acid and are wearing unicorn masks.

I was so scarred after I walked in on my roomate , while her and her boyfriend was doing the unicorn glitter.

by Joker_Girl42 January 13, 2017

unicorn horn porn

A heavy metal band that created the genre "ear rape"

Anyone that associates with a brony

"OMF that new song by unicorn horn porn is badass"

"are you talkin about SATANIC CIRCIRCUMCISION (IM OFF MY MEDS) porn red hot meat hook

by Acending apocolypse January 11, 2017

Unicorn Parking

1. A popular bar.
2. A nice dream or thought often expressed as sarcasm

3. Where Lady GaGa lives in her head.

Person 1.What are you up too today.
Person 2. I am on my way to ask the boss for the day off.
Person 1.Good Luck LOL
Person 2.I Know I'm Looking For Unicorn Parking. LOL

by bluecricket1979 April 2, 2017