people who think they know everything and don't need to do any research about anything.
people who pull 'information' out of their asses.
people who pull 'information' out of their asses.
Girl 1: Hey, you seen Bill lately? He's so annoying.
Girl 2: UGH, I just had another run-in with that Google-allergic nut! What a freak!
Girl 2: UGH, I just had another run-in with that Google-allergic nut! What a freak!
by I am Google-tolerant! January 03, 2010
A web translator that gets it's job done, but can sometimes give you some questionable results.
You can get these by typing in things like:
1. two or three letters over and over (aoaoaoaoao)
2. phonetic letters
3. long sentences
You can get these by typing in things like:
1. two or three letters over and over (aoaoaoaoao)
2. phonetic letters
3. long sentences
Person 1: Hey man! I just learned some Japanese!
Person 2: Then say something.
Person 1: Ok! ふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふ fufufufu...
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: From here it's just two miles to the hotel that has been refurbished.
Person 2: Were you screwing with Google Translate again?
Person 2: Then say something.
Person 1: Ok! ふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふ fufufufu...
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: From here it's just two miles to the hotel that has been refurbished.
Person 2: Were you screwing with Google Translate again?
by retard_on_the_internet November 08, 2020
by guccidogbeds April 02, 2021
Me:searches up " Google Translate "
Also me:*translates Urban Dictionary into german"
Translation:urbanes Wörterbuch
Me: wtf
Also me:*translates Urban Dictionary into german"
Translation:urbanes Wörterbuch
Me: wtf
by ihandlethisidk September 03, 2022
1st guy: Man, we watched a great show last night about a town that is trying to survive after a nuclear attack.
2nd guy: What's the show called?
1st guy: I'm google-brained man. I'll have to look it up.
2nd guy: What's the show called?
1st guy: I'm google-brained man. I'll have to look it up.
by GritCityGuy March 04, 2008
A cancer ad that exist because someone thought cancer music and a bad gif was a good idea. Not really
by Uppsapa January 22, 2017
Something that was once heavily talked (and criticized) about around 2013-2015 but quickly dwindled from the public's eye after that.
Almost nobody remembers Google Glass anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, Google Glass was honestly quite ahead of its time. It really feels more like a futuristic tech you'd expect to see today than back in 2013.
Hell, now that I think about it, Google Glass is a MUCH more better and useful concept than Zuckerberg's lousy Metaverse.
I read some of the definitions of 'glasshole'; yes, privacy would be a central problem to the Glass, however to be quite frank, to think you can identify some random girl and instantly pull up their FB is pure science-fiction. Perhaps a bit more feasible now, but def not possible back in 2013. Today, the concern is still privacy, but it's on the other end of the horseshoe; not for the privacy of others but of yourself. Zuckerberg's Metaverse (and the entirety of Facebook) is a FAR more heinous offense to privacy than Google Glass.
But overall, the pros of the Google Glass heavily overshadows the con(cern)s. I would LOVE to have an HUD with me at all times, where I can see the time and weather. I honestly hope Google Glass can make a comeback in the 2020s. Just note that if Google made a new one, it would prove far more capable of these privacy-breaking features as todays silicon chips are over 500% faster.
Almost nobody remembers Google Glass anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, Google Glass was honestly quite ahead of its time. It really feels more like a futuristic tech you'd expect to see today than back in 2013.
Hell, now that I think about it, Google Glass is a MUCH more better and useful concept than Zuckerberg's lousy Metaverse.
I read some of the definitions of 'glasshole'; yes, privacy would be a central problem to the Glass, however to be quite frank, to think you can identify some random girl and instantly pull up their FB is pure science-fiction. Perhaps a bit more feasible now, but def not possible back in 2013. Today, the concern is still privacy, but it's on the other end of the horseshoe; not for the privacy of others but of yourself. Zuckerberg's Metaverse (and the entirety of Facebook) is a FAR more heinous offense to privacy than Google Glass.
But overall, the pros of the Google Glass heavily overshadows the con(cern)s. I would LOVE to have an HUD with me at all times, where I can see the time and weather. I honestly hope Google Glass can make a comeback in the 2020s. Just note that if Google made a new one, it would prove far more capable of these privacy-breaking features as todays silicon chips are over 500% faster.
Kevin: Hey remember back when Google had that cool futuristic glasses, forgot what it's called
Eric: The Google Glass??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.
————
Millennial: Hey remember Google Glass?
Zoomer: Google what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...
Eric: The Google Glass??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.
————
Millennial: Hey remember Google Glass?
Zoomer: Google what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 10, 2022