Virtual Cleveland Steamer

(also known as VCS for short.) When someone craps on your heart, or even chest. But not in a literal sense. This steamy pile of shame and misery is delivered electronically. Hence why it's known as the "Virtual Cleveland Steamer."

Did you hear about Billy? He finally told a girl from high school how he felt about her, and she didn't even read his email, just straight up deleted it!

No way man, she Virtual Cleveland Steamered him? That's cold blooded!

by JMH85 February 16, 2010

North Korean steamer

When you’re sitting on the toilet and dropping a deuce after you drop the deuce you let one loud big ass fart bomb out and it’s like Korea bombing another country

Hey Noah I named my toilet Vladimir and I gave it a North Korean steamer you should’ve smelled it

by Korea steamer May 31, 2018

back out a steamer

take a shit

Hey Rodney!
I running a little late, I got to go to the shitter and back out a steamer!!

by bah_bah2 August 31, 2010

San Marcos Steamer

1. When you take a fresh dump and save a turd, then place that turd into an enemy's drying laundry.

Chad: dude..just take a dump..and when he is drying his clothes...go put the turd in the dryer lmfao

Josh: we call that a san marcos steamer

by Chad P. March 20, 2008

pumpkin steamer

When you take a shit on a pumpkin pie instead of using whipped cream and then dump it on your partners chest.

My favorite thing about Thanksgiving is giving my husband a toasty pumpkin steamer!

by buttsonparade October 24, 2017

Sanchez Steamer

The action Aiden Brooks takes part in during Mrs. Cok’s 5th hour health class

Hey Mrs. Cock, can i go for the daily sanchez steamer?

by iSlayPenis October 5, 2021

irish steamer

Taking a green shit on someones face.

Colleen licked up every green morsel of Mickey's Irish steamer!

by guido20 March 12, 2010