The most idiotic person and biggest dick head you will ever meet. He is ugly as f*** and may seem smart and nice. But watch out, he will change very quickly. He is extremely cocky and not at all humble. He is mean and nasty and will gang up on you and do anything to get his way.
by plop central November 9, 2018
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He is stupid and thinks he is the best guy ever.
He teachs obvious things to random people.
He wants everybody to be his BFF.
He is so gay that gay word was made for him.
He is stupid and thinks he is the best guy ever.
He teachs obvious things to random people.
He wants everybody to be his BFF.
He is so gay that gay word was made for him.
Simon - hai goys, today iz best gui evr
Somebody reasonable - OH NO AGAIN, A SIMON
Simon - iz sad
*Somebody reasonable kicked Simon*
Somebody reasonable - OH NO AGAIN, A SIMON
Simon - iz sad
*Somebody reasonable kicked Simon*
by Not s0r00t at all July 13, 2014
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A Simone is typically a shallow self-obsessed type of person that lives in a delusional fantasy world. Hungry for fame and adoration, she will stop at nothing to get what she wants, even if it means stabbing her friends in the back. Simones can be charming, but ultimately they are empty, soulless, parasitic people. Don't ever try to hold them accountable for their bad behavior because they will revert into petulant children.
She seemed like a nice person but when I discovered that every word she ever said was a lie, then I knew she was a Simone.
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Get the Simon mug.a big asshole. one you would NOT want to meet. hopefully you don't. one lives in Canada. good place, shitty people apparently.
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