The Russian Mitten 

This occurs when one man or woman, homosexual or just plain curious, coats his or her fist with vodka flavored lube and forcefully inserts it into the recipient's Five Hole.

"By the way, I got The Russian Mitten for the first time last night, more comfortable then you would think."

verb - "Hey Francis, I cannot wait to get Russian Mittened on Christmas this year."

The Russian Mitten by Steve Nonjourney- Perry June 13, 2009

Flying Russian 

1. An incredibly hard to dodge attack move.
2. A sex move where a woman lies on her back with her legs open and the male jumps off a chest high platform and lands directly in her whispering eye

1. Kyle: Hey man i tried the Flying Russian on my girl last night.

Kurt: And she liked it?

Flying Russian by theflyingrussian September 5, 2009

busta russian 

noun: An alcoholic drink made from Milk and Cognac. What Busta Rhymes would drink.

nigga pass me suma`dat busta russian drank

busta russian by jackalotapuss January 27, 2010

Gone Russian

When said blonde girl has drank too much vodka and begins acting in an outlandish matter. A good sign of a preemptive russian is a girl excusing herself to the bathroom and returning with fresh, red lipstick on.

Symptoms may include (but not limited to): Red lipstick, fur coats/clothing, blonde hair, speaking in Russian tongue, unruly behavior, and excessive shots of vodka.

"Everything was cool up until she took those 5 shots of vodka back to back now she's totally gone russian."

"She said she was gonna go to the bathroom then 5 minutes later i turn around and there she was with that firey red lipstick... From that moment on I knew I was gonna have to play babysitter."

Gone Russian by TheSavage2787 December 19, 2011

I ain't russian 

A word that literally make russian people got mad with blyat

Gun owner: I hope you like our AK's
That one dude who ain't a russian; I ain't russian

I ain't russian by Undercover1122 April 29, 2021

Russian 

A person who is born in the vast and great country of Russia. Known for being theives, drunks and soccer hooligans. Bar-fights are a national sport. Second place is the who-can-drink-more vodka-before-passsing-out competition.

Passport Control: Hey man where ya from?
Blonde Guy: (with heavy accent) Hello, I am Russian :)
Passport Control: Hey man back off!!! You cant have my wallet!! >:(

Russian by Lex Russian May 21, 2008

Russian Whirly-Bird 

While being given felatio the man pulls out before ejaculation and then proceeds to jizz all over the woman's face while spinning his penis in a circular motion and then immediately afterwards slapping her in the face with a rubber chicken. (Can also be attempted when receiving a hand-job)

Wow, I just gave her the craziest Russian Whirly-Bird.

Why is the side of Erica's face so red?
I gave her a Russian Whirly-Bird last night.

Russian Whirly-Bird by BYAAAHHHH July 6, 2010