"I needed bungee cords and clothes pins to keep her roast beef curtains out of my way as I orally pleasured her."
by Scott Martin June 29, 2006
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pulling the foreskin up and over the balls to create what looks like a roast chicken, drumsticks included.
by benny ching chang July 16, 2008
Get the roast chicken mug.Labia with a tinge of brown. Though they may appear to be fresh roast beef, do not try to serve them on a po-boy with gravy. Roast beef drag lips are, in fact, stained vagina.
Your grandmother asked me to help her douche. But when I noticed she was kicking the roast beef drag lip, I gave her a cunt punt.
by Anne Marie Vandencunt June 11, 2006
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Chris: Hey man, did you end up hitting that last night?
Ken: Yeah, but it wasn't that great.
Chris: Why not?
Ken: Well, she had a massive set of roast beef mud flaps.
Chris: Were they that bad?
Ken: Yeah, it looked like she road a chainsaw to work everyday.
Ken: Yeah, but it wasn't that great.
Chris: Why not?
Ken: Well, she had a massive set of roast beef mud flaps.
Chris: Were they that bad?
Ken: Yeah, it looked like she road a chainsaw to work everyday.
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