prison monkey

when you get locked up for 2 months and suddenly disappear and come back emo

OMG this girl is such a prison monkey, only a trevuwu would want her

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 23, 2023

Prison pussy

Socks.

Man, I’ve been hitting that prison pussy so much lately, I think I’m growing a toenail on the head of my cock.

by X-cops September 27, 2023

Prison

What prison did I go to? Oh, I don't know, what do they call the place they send you when you don't get caught committing crimes because you're not a fucking retard? Not that I commit crimes. I don't even speed.

Hym "I don't know. You tell me prison expert? What's the name of that prison? Where they send the people they haven't caught committing any crimes? What do they call it? 'Not a second-class citizen penitentiary?' Is that it? Hey, which prison did we go to?"

Iam "Ummmm... We didn't."

Hym "Oh! Right! I guess the prison expert wouldn't know the name of it then."

by Hym Iam October 2, 2023

Prison Sauce

When one prisoner is blowing another and catches the load in his mouth then spits it onto the penis of a third prisoner so he can use it as lube to fuck the 2nd man in the ass

Tyrone used Bubbas prison sauce as lube to fuck Wilber in the ass

by Sparky92525 October 4, 2023

Prison wallet

A place to store children.

Zach have got all the children in his prison wallet.

by King albert III October 6, 2023

prison roll

-a roll of nummy meats served in a prison
-a shonky rolled cigarette
- a poo done after a heavy night of drinking

Oi Boomer, are we having prison roll or what tonight?

by anonymous December 6, 2020

Prison

Communism. You get free housing, free healthcare, free meals, free to, free recreation, free water, and free soap (just hold on to it tight)

Prison is communism because everything is free and they barely make you work. Great place, just hold on to that soap real tight.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020