prison

It's like school, but you can't leave

whoops, I accidentally threw a Molotov through the window of a Seven-Eleven, guess I gotta go to prison now.

by EmptyHuskOfHumanity September 09, 2021

Default Dance

The single most unfunny thing a person could do.

person 1: give me your best joke
"comedian": (Default Dances)
(long uncomfortable silence)
person 1: you're an insult to comedy

by EmptyHuskOfHumanity January 16, 2019