Video that features someone (usually female) who badly needs to urinate. Often she's fully clothed. Desperation video lovers find it extremely erotic. It's a fetish. Most of a desperation video is taken up with the subject crossing her legs tightly, holding her crotch, jiggling around outside a bathroom door and huffing & puffing and saying things like, "I gotta pee so bad!" The video's high point comes when she can no longer hold it and wets her pants.
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2. A phrase used in jest as a proxy for anything (often, but not necessarily porn) where you want to be deliberately vague or insinuate nefarious doings without being too specific. For example you could say "this party is boring, I'm going home to watch some midget porn" meaning you have something more interesting to do but can't be bothered to describe what. Or you could tell someone with a computer virus that they need to stop looking at midget porn, meaning that they need to stop frequenting the dodgy website they got the virus from, whatever it my be.
2. A phrase used in jest as a proxy for anything (often, but not necessarily porn) where you want to be deliberately vague or insinuate nefarious doings without being too specific. For example you could say "this party is boring, I'm going home to watch some midget porn" meaning you have something more interesting to do but can't be bothered to describe what. Or you could tell someone with a computer virus that they need to stop looking at midget porn, meaning that they need to stop frequenting the dodgy website they got the virus from, whatever it my be.
by PiemasterUK June 12, 2011
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Get the porn groove mug.Mike; Jim, did you check into that porn site I emailed to you?
Jim; Yes, but it costs too much, it's not in my porn allowance.
Jim; Yes, but it costs too much, it's not in my porn allowance.
by Eugene Walnut February 2, 2009
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"Where did you get those magazines I found under your bed?"
"I don't know - the Porn Fairy must have left them"
"I don't know - the Porn Fairy must have left them"
by Johnnybender October 25, 2007
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by You lie May 4, 2007
Get the text porn mug.A period of time which may last for several days, weeks or possibly months in which no good new porn can be found on hosting sites e.g. spankiwire.
A tough time for all men.
A tough time for all men.
A: "Dude spankwire has been terrible the last few days, it only has weird videos on it!"
B: " Tell me about it dude, i think we may be in the middle of a porn drought"
B: " Tell me about it dude, i think we may be in the middle of a porn drought"
by mattsim May 20, 2009
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