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An older laptop that is now exclusively used for surfing porn. All the internet favorites are porn sites and it's typically loaded with spyware and viruses.
Dude, can I use your laptop; I need to buy some shit on Amazon.

Sure man, just know that it's my porn laptop and your credit card info will be public information. And don't mess with my favorites!
by twinsfan7 November 19, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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