Wife Check

While in the act of sexual copulation from behind your partner, during climax you hockey check her as hard as you can into the headboard or wall.

"Last night when making love with my wife, she asked me to be more aggressive, so I gave her a wife check, then I made a PB&J to eat on the toilet before bed."

by DrakeFan313 July 30, 2014

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Wife Tax

Its a funny way to say that your wife gets a cut of any unexpected financial gain. Like if you hit a lottery or win a big bet the wife gets her share.

Yeah bro I was in Vegas and won $500 playing craps but after the Wife Tax of 40% I only got to keep $300.

by Ral_phie September 15, 2021

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clout wife

A girl that is stunning and beautiful and knows how to dress usually Yung Ezekiel has three of these

Bruh Bella Thorne is a clout wife.

by ItzLit man January 29, 2018

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Bonus wife

A married woman who conducts herself as a wife another married man that’s not her husband.

Shes only allowed to date married men because shes a better bonus wife then a girlfriend

by Kinkster.org September 25, 2015

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Wife Beater

Article of clothing worn by white trash or thugs. Usually has food and beer stains and is two sizes to small.

Chicks dig Wife Beaters at dive bars and Nascar races.

by NateJ3000 October 14, 2019

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wife offset

This is a guys way of wanting to buy lets say a motorbike
he then has to buy his wife something infinatley more expensive to off set his motorbike spend

I bought a motorbike last week but the wife offset was a 3 carat diamond ring

by mytts69 January 27, 2010

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