Fucktard

Someone who's daily goal is to ruin other people's day. These people know how to do things right buti ntentionally do shit wrong. Good fucking luck if you work with a fucktard, they will often fuck shit up and try to blame it on you

Jim is trying to do everybody's job yet he can't even do his own. What a fucktard.

by NateJ3000 January 15, 2020

House Nigga

An African American male who when in the presence of other African American men will not socialize. But in the presence of Caucasian men is the life of the party.

Who invited this house nigga to my birthday party?

by NateJ3000 October 13, 2019

Peaches

The most common nickname for women who excede 300 Lbs. But dress like they weigh 125.

Did you see what Peaches wore to the concert last night?

by NateJ3000 October 13, 2019

Titty Tuesday

On this day of the week woman are supposed to send guys whom the are attracted to selfies with their breast exposed.

One sign of a woman being wife material is if she sends tit pics on Titty Tuesday.

by NateJ3000 October 13, 2019

Wife Beater

Article of clothing worn by white trash or thugs. Usually has food and beer stains and is two sizes to small.

Chicks dig Wife Beaters at dive bars and Nascar races.

by NateJ3000 October 14, 2019

Asshat

A complete moron. One who cannot contribute anything useful to a legitimate coversation. A person who is so oblivious to his/her surrounding that their head might as well be up thier fucking ass.

Ted's always butting in conversations when nobody asked his opinion. What an asshat.

by NateJ3000 January 23, 2020