The Mangled

A man’s shaft that has been mauled by a dog

Have you seen the mangled

by MangleManPatty November 12, 2021

Ayden munger

Big ass dick penetrating your mother fast and hard for 3 hours

Me and your mom Ayden munger

by Pp pumiced December 28, 2021

Christen mingle

When you hook up with someone and it’s so boring and vanilla you feel like your going to fall asleep.

I fell in bed with this guy last night just to find out he’s a christen mingle, shit was vanilla as hell.

by Kyle’s mom September 16, 2022

Bapple Mongler

Someone so obsessed with bapples (female breasts) that they covet them to the point of theft. The fact that theft is impossible will not stop a Bapple Mongler from trying.

"Albin is such a Bapple Mongler, you can't even have him in the same room as women."

by Codex of Canon November 17, 2022

Shrimp Mangler

Someone (usually male) known for catching a lot of tail. A ladies man.

Damn! That shrimp mangler is a f**kn’ pimp!

by DrSauce October 30, 2022

The Mangler

When the penetrating sex partner crosses index finger and middle finger as one pair and ring finger and pinky finger as second pair and inserts the pair of fingers into vagina and anus. Bonus if the thumb stimulates the clit simultaneously.

Man Rachel goes wild for the mangler, when I do it she squirts to ceiling.

by Eyeballed March 7, 2023

Crotch mingle

A somewhat crass but humorous term for sexual intercourse. (Or any sexual relations in which two sets of genitals meet and appear to have lengthy discussions).

Single and ready to crotch mingle.

by Olive989 March 25, 2023