Maher

When you prefer the company of a donkey over a woman.

Don't Maher my donkey he won first prize in the state fair.

by John Flair June 20, 2007

mess makers' dream

a 'supreme' or 'ultimate' appearing repository for the male to discharge genetic dispensation/s.

a mirage, or wild fantasy, something that can only exist in the imagination, and not be 'the truth'.

steve: thats' one fine mess makers' dream!

dave: yeah!, but its dumb as a sack of hammers!!

steve: my testicles can handle it!!

by michael foolsley August 30, 2010

Elise Mackert

A skanky stanky ho who gets dicked by any guy who looks at her. Loves having both holes filled to the brim with spunk.

" yeah i just found out my girlfriend is fucking every dick in town... shes such an Elise Mackert"

by Lord_Twat August 23, 2011

matthew mader

A sexy guy with great hair

Damn Matthew Mader I love your hair

by fromthehood05 March 1, 2017

mackerel

A state of (madness) achieved when a (scenario) pushs the boundaries of normal (humour). Mackerel Madness. An alternative approach to life, not excepting the social status quo. Unoffensive, yet inappropriate behavoir to alter generel perspective.

"That persons outfit and facial hair were Mackerel Madness"

Busking on a local bus service and jamming with the driver and passengers could be considered Mackerel Madness.

by Max Mackerel July 12, 2005

Maerte

Spanish word for nigger. Similar to mouli or mook.

Highly racist and insulting, a total slur to be used by people who speak Spanish.

Used alot by 'Bay Area' spanish speakers, if at all.

pinche maertes (pinch-ay my-air-tais)

by tron360 June 19, 2009

Justin Maher

tall goofy ginger man

i just met a justin maher today, he looked like the jolly green giant.

by dalty November 21, 2010