Hob Knocker

A person that enjoys partaking in sexual intercourse that is considered naughty; particularly with people of a "higher rank" in order to achieve another goal.

(Girl talking to her friend): You had anal sex with those two famous actors just to become more popular? And you liked it?! You're such a hob knocker!

by UKer_88 February 12, 2009

cock knock

adj-
To be knocked with a cock

Jimmy was being a cow, so he got COCK KNOCKED !!!!!!!

by wankstain May 31, 2004

klockowed

the process of becoming overly obese by being forced to eat nothing but dicks.

i feel so bad for her, she got klockowed last night.

by posiden 2 June 16, 2009

klackey

to get absolutely annihilated. fubar

We went out last night and got all klackeyed. It was rough.

by jason November 14, 2003

Knock daddys

Big ass mother fucking titties!!

"Damn man, those are some big knockers"

"Naw man! Them Thangs are KNOCK DADDYS!"

by Mason Canadian March 9, 2009

klosko

overrated. selfish. not capable of team play

"the ice road puckers are all klosko"

by theblades February 11, 2010

Knock-Knock Fest

The rapping of one's knuckles across perky breasts-a way to please yourself by drumming your hands on a girl's front. Arousal is usually expected.

Matt: "So how'd it go with Jack last night?"

Danielle: "Well, we had a bit of a knock-knock fest, and now I'm all sore. But he's in a better mood than ever!"

Matt: "Okay, then."

by Lord Blackness May 12, 2014