David Karp

hipster CEO of tumblr who lives with his 16 cats in new york and makes blogging difficult just because.
he has serial killer eyes

Sarah: Why do we need to remove big text?
David Karp:WHY?

BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY.

by isaidso11 August 22, 2011

karley

very sensitive individual. loves to smile and laugh. don't take shit from nobody. laughs more then the average person. likes to get in screaming relationships just for the hot make up sex. has a lot of friends. very emotional though. hides alot from everybody. very talented. humorous and loves music.

damn look at that girl, she's perfect ! she must be a karley..

by nikkiflores6969 March 7, 2009

Karlee

Karlee is a girl that is hard to get enough of. She has the best sense of humor and can make you smile no matter what mood you are in. She is beautiful, not only on the outside does she radiant perfection but also on the inside. She is an amazing friend to have, one that you can tell anything to and know that she will give you valuable advice in return. It's hard to stay mad at Karlee because of her amazing personality. She takes her friendships seriously so if you are considered one of her close friends you better not take it for granted. Karlee changes your life, it's just not the same without her.

Wow, that girl is hilarious, she must be a Karlee.

Look at that gorgeous girl, she is definitely a Karlee.

by iluvpens December 11, 2012

Karsten

Never one to under-estimate, he's like a four-leaf clover - hard to find and yet priceless when attained. The ultimate quiet achiever! Often associated with fine food, mystical adventures, affection and music.

He's as enigmatic as a Karsten!

by Babushka01 October 26, 2010

Karaoke Syndrome

The inability to listen to a song without singing aloud.

She's got karaoke syndrome band, she sings every song she hears.

by Something915 August 25, 2010

Mario Kart

It is a game which will never let you win because it hates you.

Hey dude, wanna play some Mario Kart?

by F3rg1e21 October 8, 2018

Kario Mart

N. The classic N-64 game with a twist: when the race starts, all participants must open a beer. You may not finish until your beer is finihed.

Three guys playing Kario Mart:

"Im just gonna chug my beer first and then start racing."
"Nah, Im gonna race first, stop before the finish line, chug my beer, and cross the line for the win"
"Your strategies all suck. Playing one handed while drinkin with the other ftw"

by asdfghjklasdf1234 February 23, 2009