douglas hondo: can you smell that?

heath streak: ahh what do you mean? (looking away gingerly)

douglas hondo: it smells like a gas leak

heath streak: sorry, had chilli con carne for dinner

douglas hondo: they call you the typical relentless quiet achiever

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

I was with Sherwin last night, and I didn't even realise he came. He's a real quiet achiever.

I was with Sherwin last night, and I didn't even realise he came. He's a real quiet achiever.