jankity junk

When ship's busted all to hell.

Ashley got a new phone, but it was jankity junk. Piece of shit froze every 2 seconds.

by Trelios May 29, 2020

Jankity-junk

Busted ass shit that barely functions.

Ashley's no name shitbrick phone was jankity-junk and she knew it. Shit couldn't even run ScratchCrap@

by Trelios May 29, 2020

Jolly Junk January

The reward for people who complete NNN but don't choose to suffer Destroy Dick December. Basically you agree to take up healthy habits of jacking off. Rulesets vary but generally the rule is everything in moderation, and when you whack it, whack it with quality and enjoy it.

Person 1: "Dude DDD was so painful. I can't believe I did that after NNN."

Person 2: "Yeah. That's why I chose to take my reward and do Jolly Junk January instead. Healthy masturbation habits make life a lot more sunny."

Person 1: "Maybe I should try it."

by JJJSage November 11, 2020

Verbal junk mail

Advice from a “friend” who gives trash worthy advice they wouldn’t even take.

*Girl in front seat to a friend
“ If you’d like my advice.-”
“Literally no one wants your advice, Karen. Your advice is verbal junk mail.”

by K_IRL October 14, 2020

tittle junk

Phrase used when something goes wrong and/or is stupid; bullshit

“Ohhh tittle junk, ‘Ol Ron did it again!”

“Get a life you freak.”
“You get a life! This is tittle junk!

by Vogue_Bitch February 2, 2021

videogame junk food

A videogame that does not improve or tries anything new to make it unique and stand out. It's basic and you've played something like it before. regardless, the game is still fun to play.

Keep in mind: if the game is bad, it's not videogame junk food.

"Call of Juarez Gunslinger is basically just videogame junk food."
"I know, that's why I love it."

by m'sir December 12, 2021

Talking junk

When trying to speak and perform oral sex at the same time.

My girlfriend bit me while talking junk.

by Metalflakesunshine April 11, 2022