Shake Junk

When you thrust your hips forward and start shaking your stuff around like your life depends on it.

"Joe's wang was still sore from last night's rave, he had done the Shake Junk all night long, he may be hurting, but it was so totally worth it."

Shake Junk by JoeeoJ123321 May 16, 2016

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cactus junk

I guy who has spikey ball hairs and they hurt vaginas

That cactus junk hurt my vagina

cactus junk by Nig-gers 4 days February 21, 2018

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Madders Junk

Some say TotallyMadders Junk in the trunk is soop big he in fact needs 3 super truck trailers to carry it all. A mere act of him crossing the street has to be planned weeks in advance with city planning, traffic department, fire department, emergency reponse unit and the militairy. Legend has it that no female ever left his presence without walking out like a cowboy with tears in her eyes and a huge smile on her face.

Have you heard the legend of Madders Junk?

Madders Junk by Infallable Word June 11, 2018

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jankity junk

When ship's busted all to hell.

Ashley got a new phone, but it was jankity junk. Piece of shit froze every 2 seconds.

jankity junk by Trelios May 29, 2020

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Jankity-junk

Busted ass shit that barely functions.

Ashley's no name shitbrick phone was jankity-junk and she knew it. Shit couldn't even run ScratchCrap@

Jankity-junk by Trelios May 29, 2020

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Verbal junk mail

Advice from a “friend” who gives trash worthy advice they wouldn’t even take.

*Girl in front seat to a friend
“ If you’d like my advice.-”
“Literally no one wants your advice, Karen. Your advice is verbal junk mail.”

Verbal junk mail by K_IRL October 14, 2020

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Jolly Junk January

The reward for people who complete NNN but don't choose to suffer Destroy Dick December. Basically you agree to take up healthy habits of jacking off. Rulesets vary but generally the rule is everything in moderation, and when you whack it, whack it with quality and enjoy it.

Person 1: "Dude DDD was so painful. I can't believe I did that after NNN."

Person 2: "Yeah. That's why I chose to take my reward and do Jolly Junk January instead. Healthy masturbation habits make life a lot more sunny."

Person 1: "Maybe I should try it."

Jolly Junk January by JJJSage November 11, 2020

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