Bob Jones University

Crazy people. No physical contact between couples, couples can't leave campus together without a chaperone, no one can listen to rock, jazz, country, christian rock, or play video games rated T or above or that have rock music in them. Obviously, no gays (not condoning), Christian fundamentalism of the worst sort. Ugghh! Oh, also not accredited.

no joke, its all true go to bju.edu

by Militant Liberal May 4, 2005

Jones's Surprise

An act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones's surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones's surprise on another friend around the neck area.

Joe: Hey man, Caleb pulled a Jones's Surprise on my shoe!

Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!

Joe: These are new "Asics!"

by Ohaganist November 2, 2010

Jones That Bitch

When a horendous looking girl asks u for your number. You give her Mike Jones number instead. 281 330 0084

Person 1. Did that bitch from the club ever call u back?

Person 2. Nah dude, i Jones That Bitch

Person 1. Nice

by DankDefintions February 21, 2011

jones beach concert

A concert venue where a bunch of Long Island girls congregrate and take a plethora of photographs to post on Instagram.

Basic Girl 1: Are you going to see One Direction?
Basic Girl 2: Yes, I am going to see the Jones Beach Concert.

by Chucklepound I October 20, 2014

Johnism

The act of following the majestic and almighty John John actions of this often include a pilgrimage to the temple of John

Yh man follows johnism innit he bare majestic

by Thegendermocker69 June 11, 2018

Joeish

The act of being an absolute brain dead human being and usually involves doing the most lowest of IQ things.

Guy 1: Hey bro look at that guy what a dumbass

Guy 2: Yeah I know man he’s being so Joeish right now

by Callumsb7 August 21, 2019

jonasisdumb

A person on tiktok that goes by the name of Jonasisdumb

Hey did you see Jonasisdumb on tiktok!

by Crazy8boy October 27, 2019