Jesus take the wheel 

When things go awry. When you can no longer take whats happening around you so you ask for the higher power Jesus to take the wheel.

Oh i just cant take this anymore Jesus take the wheel!

Jesus take the wheel by Toffeebarz February 27, 2014

jesus handle 

The handle above the windows in most cars, so called for the propensity of people to shout "Oh Jesus!" while clutching it in mortal terror at the driver's skill level or sanity.

Also known as an oh shit handle.

My aunt is such a terrible driver. Whenever she drives everyone clings to their jesus handles.

jesus handle by Ko'rhyan March 26, 2009

Jesus Yamato

Nickname referring to Kira Yamato of the anime series' Mobile Suit Gundam SEED and Mobile suit Gundam SEED Destiny; particularly the latter.

The reason being that Kira Yamato as the main protagonist for most of Destiny was omnipotent. Kira would fly into any ongoing battle with his Mobile Suit (Robot) Freedom Gundam and own every other unit. Along with many other plot and design flaws of the series, Jesus Yamato's onesidedness made the series unwatchable for many.

Who is the best Gundam pilot?

A: Kira Yamato hands down.

B: Another vote for Jesus Yamato you gundam seedlings - my vote's for Amuro Ray!

Jesus Yamato by The hardest button to button February 5, 2010

Jesus Charlie 

A naive individual who makes an attempt to signal virtue, but fails miserably since he/she does not have the foggiest what the issue is all about. Word is bastardized from the French 'Je suis Charlie' which became an online slogan following the Charlie Hebdo attack. Suddenly everyone used the hastag 'Je suis Charlie', without any understanding of what had happened, without knowing the translation of the French phrase and under the impression that Charlie Hebdo was a baguette seller and mime artist in the heart of Paris.

Smiddy: Did you see my 'Pray For Notre Dame, Paris - Texas' profile picture frame on Facebook? The Muslims burnt the place to the ground. Go on and put a like on my picture, and share it with your friends.
Bolimaga: You fucking Jesus Charlie!

Jesus Charlie by Shinga Bappa June 1, 2019

Jesus Feathered Christ 

When saying Jesus Christ isn't enough to emphasize a point, you gotta do your dizzle by throwing in a delectable adjective. "Feathered" happens to be one of the finest terms available to use.

Student 1: I know that isn't your work. You for sure made that crap up!

Student 2: What? That's my work, I brought the ruckus on this assignment.

Student 1: Please, how you finna lie to me? That isn't your work!

Student 2: Jesus Feathered Christ, it is my work! Back off!

Jesus Feathered Christ by Hazzypoo August 31, 2013

jesus boner

noun: when a person gets really excited about jesus, the teachings/words of jesus, or anything relating to jesus. the reultant is a massive jesus boner.

While I was in church, I had the eerie feling that I was surrounded by about 150 jesus boners.

The pope has the worlds largest jesus boner. what a stud.

jesus boner by the storm drains May 7, 2008

jesus fingers

The ability to play a guitar with great skill.

The term takes on a deeper meaning if witnessing an inspiring performance in front of or inside a church or cathedral.

“He Jesus could’ve played guitar better than Hendrix” - Jesus Was Way Cool by King Missile

Ryan Hall just busted out some amazing licks in front of the Cathedral in Santiago. Man that guy has got some Jesus Fingers.

jesus fingers by DC Derailleurs October 6, 2019