Italian

A person who attends hourly siestas, followed by a lot of food and very little work. (If any)

"Im Italian"
"I live like an Italian"

by Anonymous May 13, 2005

Italian Midnight Penguin

when one dresses up in a tuxedo, gets into a pitch black room filled with spagetti, and has a woman undress them. they then proceed to have intercourse

she totally let me do an Italian Midnight Penguin

by memyselfandeye November 9, 2009

italian sex kitten

a sexy latin girl livin in america. beautiful olive skin. dark, wavy, long hair and big brown eyes that you are gaurenteed to get lost in. have amazing vulumtuos bodies!!! big titties and really bubbley butt yet a nice flat stomach. often short. many people think shes latino. but shes got mad love for italy! live mainly in jersey, philly, and new york. names like gina, jessica, and dominique. are amazing to fuck. she knows how to make a man feel good and she loves making a man feel good. she often has her tongue pierced bcuz she loves to give head. sometimes bisexual and loves a females body ...and 3sums. sometimes dates a boy and girl at the same time!!! loves jewerly especially earrings and has very sexy clothes. she isnt afraid to show off what her mama gave her. her family is alot like the one on everyone loves raymound. she decorates her room with rosary beads , crosses, and pictures of saints. shes spunky hyper and full of energy. very loving and understanding. passionate. easy going. intelligent. very funny. a great writer and artist! she loves life!!!! dont fuck wiff her she will scream at ya till ya cry .. and she sure can fight. she can a shake that booty n bounce them titties too. loves animals with a passion. (most italians do) loves gnocci. loves to drink, loves to party,sometimes do some hard drugs. has a bit of a stealing habit to get what she desires. a master at shop lifting. yes she can be a little shady.

guy 1- oh my god dude your girl's so sexy!

guy 2- yeah, that pussy feels like heaven. and she sure knows how to suck me good!!!

guy 1-wow. your lucky.

guy 2-mhm i love my lil italian sex kitten

by muahbella October 2, 2009

italian

an ethnicity that bears very very attractive, somewhat arrogant guys. italian men tend to be extremely charming but not always honest about their intentions. also, they are really close with their cousins.

Cousin tony is such an italian stallion, but he didnt call be back ever...

by carofine January 2, 2008

Italian Chandelier

This position requires two pull-up bars, spaced approximately 2 feet from one another. The man hangs from one, while the woman hangs from the other facing him. The woman swings over and wraps her legs around the man, such that they are coitally engaged while facing one another. The man and woman then swing their bodies slightly, providing the movement for intercourse.

Variations on this position involve the woman looking away from the man, who enters her anally. This position is also known as "Tarzan Catches Jane," also referred to as the TCJ, as it can be remembered as follows: Tarzan and Jane are swinging through the forest, when Tarzan catches Jane but, going to have his way with her, he gets the wrong hole.

The TCJ is not recommended for anal sex amateurs, as it can lead to rectal trauma.

Dude, I am so bummed...my pull-up bar broke the other day when we were doing the Italian Chandelier and I think I broke my coccyx.

by Jagizzle April 16, 2008

italian stalion

An Italian male, or a male with Italian background who is very attractive, yet quite dumb. They usually dont know how to act around girls, mainly due to the fact that they are always over-horny.

person 1: "hey that mike guys pretty hot"
person 2: "yeah hes an Italian Stalion"
Mike: "dah duuuur let me titty fuck you"

by Calum E October 30, 2006

Italian Princess

A slender female beauty with hazel eyes, a garnish of golden brown hair, enlightened with respect for Quality and Tradition, seasoned with a touch of sassy, cordial, outgoing, personality, tempered with a compasonate demeanor. Born under zodiac sign Aries!

The Italian princess had mesmerized the crowd with her beauty and charm.

by Bopper108 June 12, 2018