human inertia

human inertia is the force necessary to change from one state, such as watching MacGuyver escape from one more foreig prison camp with a pocket knife and an ABBA greatest hits cassette, to another state such as taking the trash out or answering the phone. Human inertia has profoundly changed the world
through repeated inaction.

Knowing he was no match for human inertia, Haans decided he would get a new cat later as opposed to getting up and letting the cat in from the blizzard.

by scottoff November 7, 2007

Human Rights

Depending on your ideology, they're the basic rights to life, liberty, and acquiring/owning property, etc. you get from God that can't be taken away ("inalienable") or similar rights that are granted to you by (but CANNOT be exercised contrary to the will of) the United Nations.

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights..."

Thomas Jefferson - Declaration of Independence - July 4, 1776

"These rights and freedoms may in no case be exercised contrary to the purposes and principles of the United Nations."

United Nations - The Universal Declaration of Human Rights - December 10, 1948

by mta3000 October 8, 2010

Human Slip and Slide

A group of people lay side by side covered in body oil. They must lay on their stomach and be completely nude. The speediest friend you have must take a speedy running start and dive across their bodies with his/her tongue out. Hopefully they have a large enough tongue to get a lick of every butt. At the end of the slide, a large man must have his butthole raised up just enough so that your face lands in a stinky pile of garbage.

The first eight buttholes of this Human Slip and Slide were fine, but that huge guy at the end made my whole face stink like someone dragged their stinky nutsack across it.

by Sally Crapbasket July 9, 2009

Human worm

Sexual act involving the connection of three human beings via face to bung hole. Much like the human centipede yet one decerning factor, the legs and arms of the particpants must be cut off or missing prior. In most cases the spines are broken to simulate proper worm moving mechanisms.

Man last night sucked I got stuck as the caboose in our human worm and now require prosthetic legs and arms, she was not worth it.

by Gombeek October 19, 2010

human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

by GlazeHer May 12, 2014

human pterodactyl virus

HPV - A virus commonly mistaken for the less popular Human Papillomavirus.

Human Pterodactyl Virus comes from watching Pterodactyl's, live or dead, for more than 3 consecutive hours. After 3 consecutive hours, you're head bursts and transforms into a Pterodactyl's head, and you make high pitched screeching noises at random. Wings may or may not protrude from the victims back, as this hideous malformation comes from watching Pterodactyl's, live or dead, for more than 3 consecutive hours with a pink or green wine bottle on your head.

"His wing span had become over 30 feet after he was diagnosed with Human Pterodactyl Virus"

"I don't talk to that nasty mug, he has Human Pterodactyl Virus"

"Human Pterodactyl Virus caused him to drive the bus into the wall at 50 miles an hour while screeching at an ear-bleeding level."

by Kestral Sander August 4, 2007

human suitcase

It's a thing of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.

I went to "Booooooooof," the hottest club in New York, but left because there was no human suitcase, just a wise old turtle that looked like Quincy Jones.

by StefonNY March 1, 2011