hampster

a cunt's way of spelling hamster.

what sound do hampster's make?
theysayfuckyou.

by hardxcunt July 12, 2006

Country Hipster / Cuntsters

A normal Hipster tool, who thinks dressing like the Kings of Leon pardons his Ultra-hipster sense of regular wank clothing. Usually these Cuntsters hang in small bands, play instruments such as Ukuleles and Maracas. This species of renegade hipster recently discovered artists such as Johnny Cash they also wear Cowboy hats paying homage to the species favorite movie "Broke-Back Mountain". They also "Dig" barns way more then one should "Dig" a barn. These Cuntsters have travelled to countries such as South America, Indonesia and Thailand in search of mad swell to Froth on.

Country Hipster / Cuntsters: What should we wear tonight?

Hipster: I was thinking a Sweater 3 size too small for me?

Country Hipster / Cuntsters: Na Bra, Flannelette, trucker cap and no shoes with way-farers?

Hipster: Ok, Wolfpack howling at moon shirt it is.

by Jeffrey Rosenballs January 3, 2012

Drinking a hamster

Drinking an opened beer the day after a party

Often on the family get-a-way at Gavin's people often are drinking a hamster

by mike01793 July 23, 2009

hamstering

When a person or company tries to get out of a situation, by finding a loophole to get through, or coming up with some kind of bullshit excuse.
Much like a hamster tries anything to escape its cage.

Damn insurance company is hamstering out of paying me.

by oknowpublishthis March 2, 2008

hamster

a rodent who likes to leave their garbage lying around on the floor

The Situation: "Shut your mouth, you dirty little hamster."

by summmmerrrlove October 16, 2010

hamster chargin

Crazy hamster style jackin off crazy speed

Whoa miranda makes hanties, i'm gonna be hamster chargin tonite.

by Hamstah_masta December 19, 2004

Hipster

Hipster: Geek wannabe with too much fashion sense and not enough intelligence to qualify for the easy, unintended coolness that Geekdom is. Simply put, someone trying so hard to be a geek that they fail simply because of their attempt.

That hipster over there is trying so hard to be a geek that he FAILS just by trying.

by DS8 August 6, 2012