Skip to main content

Gooning

The act of zoning out, mindlessly staring into space, or losing oneself in thought; often done humorously or casually among teens. Not necessarily associated with anything inappropriate or explicit.
"Dude, stop gooning and pay attention, class isn't over yet."
by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025
mugGet the Gooningmug.

goon reservoir

A container for holding the substances leaked while in the act of gooning. Sometimes a jar, sometimes a bowl, or sometimes the humble McDonalds cup, anything capable of containing a liquid could serve as a goon reservoir.
Kyle has been in his room all day, I bet he’s almost filled his goon reservoir.
by Fancyursa March 21, 2025
mugGet the goon reservoirmug.

Goon toons

Pornographic animations. They're often watched on a PSP or 3DS, but can be viewed on many other devices.
Yo, man! Put on the goon toons, not that Cocomelon or Skibidi Toilet shit!
by b453dw0rdw1z4rd June 25, 2024
mugGet the Goon toonsmug.

Goon

A big dumb palooka, a muscle-bound thug fond of wearing flat caps and always willing to do anything for "da boss." Usually has a thick Brooklyn accent. Activities usually include gooning and handling most situations with the utmost goonatude. An individual that likes the company of other thugs, crooks, cronies, wiseguys, mooks, henchmen, wiseguys and of course other goons. Beneath his tough-guy facade he has a heart of gold and loves his "Ma". While very dumb, a goon is a force to be reckoned with.
Goon: "Hurry up with dough, da boss wants this place cleared out before da freakin' bat shows up!"
by Goonmaster April 8, 2022
mugGet the Goonmug.

goon

Someone whose got the following prorities:
makin money
chillen wit the homies
and gettin broads
goons will do anything for any of those three causes and dont care about what other people think. goons are always down to smoke a blunt and are always lookin for the next party. a goon is always lookin for ways to come up between stealin shit or flippin weight
50 cent is a goon.
I stole an iphone and used it to steal 300 dollars than i bought an O and turned it into $560, im a mothofuckin goon
by jerryduu April 26, 2011
mugGet the goonmug.

goon squad

y'all mafqs wanna be apart of goon squad
by og_tater65 September 22, 2016
mugGet the goon squadmug.

Pre-Poon-Goon

A natural method to lasting longer during coitus, Pre-Poon-Gooning is an act of masturbation before intercourse with the intention of enlarging ones flacid member and/or having not worry about premature ejaculation.
Luke would need full canisters tonight if he wanted a son; he spent a solo session to Pre-Poon-Goon before she arrived.
by mGBm December 29, 2023
mugGet the Pre-Poon-Goonmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email