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“It’s National get absolutely fucking railed by your girlfriend savannah day“
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by Gracie... April 20, 2021
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Bob: "Dude, I heard that your girlfriend might be psycho..you ready to administer the europe test?"
Joe: "Man, fuck the europe test, that girl freaked out within twelve hours. I dumped her last night..She was vacationing in colorado, and kept trying to say I was 'choosing my friends over her' I'm like 'Bitch, you're a thousand miles away, I'm going to the beach.'"
Bob: "That's good. You don't want to get stuck with a psycho girlfriend."
Joe: "Man, fuck the europe test, that girl freaked out within twelve hours. I dumped her last night..She was vacationing in colorado, and kept trying to say I was 'choosing my friends over her' I'm like 'Bitch, you're a thousand miles away, I'm going to the beach.'"
Bob: "That's good. You don't want to get stuck with a psycho girlfriend."
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one who dates little rodents but who has sex with everyone else but hoffer, esp while on spring break trips.
by theo May 7, 2003
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Friend #1: Dude, you seriously need to get laid, why not get yourself a girlfriend?
Friend #2: Because they're utterly pointless, you can't give me a good reason to have one.
Friend #1: Dude, you really need to get laid.
Friend #2: Because they're utterly pointless, you can't give me a good reason to have one.
Friend #1: Dude, you really need to get laid.
by Charles The Doodle Noodle August 30, 2009
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Sane Friend: "Fuck That! She looks more like a GILF."
"Hahaha that GILF has his pant's so high they are up around his armpit's."
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"Hahaha that GILF has his pant's so high they are up around his armpit's."
by Diego August 18, 2003
Get the gilf mug.the various writings on but not exclusive to the arm or hand, commonly done by or on females. Often occers when falling asleep in class
person A: what does that say?
person B: apperently i love hannah, mom, and jesus. What about you?
person A: it seems im a sexy beast, there is what looks to be a duck,and i have this speak bubble that says "...zzzZZZzzz..."
person B: dude we need to stop falling asleep in class before we get covered by more girlffiti
person B: apperently i love hannah, mom, and jesus. What about you?
person A: it seems im a sexy beast, there is what looks to be a duck,and i have this speak bubble that says "...zzzZZZzzz..."
person B: dude we need to stop falling asleep in class before we get covered by more girlffiti
by Munippius October 16, 2008
Get the Girlffiti mug.Adj., a Contemporary Christian Music (also called CCM) song that means to appeal to an audience outside of typical listeners of CCM by replacing "Jesus" with "You" in hopes of making the Christian content of the song less obvious to non-Christian listeners.
Creed pisses me off. They try to sound like a genuine effect of American counterculture, but it's just a bunch of Jesus-is-my-girlfriend music that Christians think is cowardly and non-believers see right through.
by nappy pappy May 4, 2008
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