Fab Fit Flex

This is a term to describe when someone has the ability to dress well all the time. They do not necessarily boast about it and sometimes may not realize it.

Archie: "Man Smiley, I got it bad dude. So bad I'm losin' sleep."
Smiley: "What's up, Archie?"
Archie: "My boss at work is so gorgeous that it's hard for me to concentrate. If I hear her voice, I get nervous."
Smiley: "Wow! Sounds like a good problem to have!"
Archie: "Even worse, she's got the fab fit flex and she don't even know it! She said people have knocked her clothes!"
Smiley: "Dang! That's terrible. Sound like she surrounds herself with suckers! Give her some props, brother!"

by von groovy June 23, 2024

dickie flex

when a man flexes his peen

wanna watch me dickie flex?
YOU CAN DO THAT??!

by heisnurens November 10, 2021

Silent Flexing

When someone doesn’t brag, doesn’t show off, doesn’t even try, but still ends up making everyone else feel under-leveled just by existing. It’s the kind of natural aura that says, “I’m not trying to impress you… But you’re impressed anyway.”

“Bro walked into class with messy hair and no effort, and suddenly the whole room went quiet. That’s silent flexing.”

by minghaochihiro November 26, 2025

No Flex Though

When you want to brag, but you don't want to sound like too big of a douche.

Guy 1: "Aye homie. You ask out that G yet?"
Guy 2: " Man I took that trash OUT!! No Flex though."

by Not John Doe April 9, 2015

Flexes

a boastful statement or display.

"ridiculous flexes of exorbitant wealth"

by Arminkshipper June 18, 2025

7AM Flex

When you decide to leave everything to the last minute so you stay up until 7AM to finish it. Bonus points if you go to McDonald's in 2 hour intervals for a coffee break.

A normal person: What did you do last night?
Maxim: I pulled a 7AM Flex!

by cutmantate March 2, 2019

Flex Warrior

Someone who religiously plays flex because they are too much of a pussy to play solo/duo, but if they do decide to enter that realm they never play solo.

Oi, that Cringemod is such a flex warrior

by Oofan Bloberts March 22, 2021