Facebook wanker

A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.

I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.

Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.

by hipp5 May 3, 2006

Facebook Like Button

The most amazing thing Facebook has ever invented. You either love it, or find it incredibly annoying.

Ex 1. Oh shit, why did Matt click the Facebook Like Button, on everyone of my pictures, now i have 23 notifications, DAMN YOU FACEBOOK.

by Haskoo February 11, 2009

facebook hemorrhoid

The red swelling you get on your ass from sitting on the chair too long waiting for someone to comment on your Facebook wall.

Man I was waiting for her to reply my comment for 2 hours and now I have a facebook hemorrhoid.

by seans November 28, 2007

FaceBook Faggot

A person who likes every page, and joins every group.

"God, everyday, that FaceBook Faggot George has 600 new pages that he is a fan of.

by Bawb Weest May 10, 2010

facebook fired

v. being fired for something you post on facebook

Damns, I just got facebook fired!

by Ben Ril January 27, 2007

facebook

an impeder of productivity.

facebook ruined my life.

by dellcomp321 December 11, 2006

facebook ho

Someone who thinks they are cool by posting reallllllll slutty pictures on facebook.

"Did you see Katelyn's new pictures?"
"Yah man. she a facebook ho."

by AANNNEE December 11, 2007