Digital Pink Eye

When someone proudly shows you a photo of their shit on their phone and you automatically catch Pink Eye!

I caught digital Pink Eye when mooty showed me a photo of his turd.

by Turdologist March 27, 2022

Digital Slave

An individual who is unable to free themselves from the hold of social media, television, video games, or any electronic device designed for entertainment.

“In todays world we are all digital slaves”

by Barkingsatyr69 May 4, 2022

Digital-Dual-ID

Digital-Dual-ID defines itself of a single type of a personification a person might have when battling all types of voices in their head and also never ever losing the battle. DDI for short.

Digital-Dual-ID "You might have DDI while stuck in a drug induced psychosis."

by gGuEz01 June 13, 2022

Digital poor

The dire fiscal situation of having next to nothing in the bank because you withdrew most of it before an auto payment went through and left you with nothing.

“All I have is cash at hand. I’m digital poor.”

by Rubiwan August 26, 2022

Digital Passover Effect

The exclusion of specific files or folders from being accessed by searching, indexing or scanning software such as antivirus apps.

Kojiro: Hey Burt, could you verify and validate some data on my flash drive for me?
Burt: Sure bruv, but is any of them to be tagged for Digital Passover Effect?
Kojiro: Yeah. Those folders containing the hack tools I shared with you last week. Thanks loads!

by BennyTee2 July 16, 2023

diggitydarndillion

A very large amount of something, typically beyond what a human could ever comprehend.

Typically used referring to money, but can be used in any context.

"Gosh golly gee, I'm so broke. If only I could win a diggitydarndillion dollars from powerball..."

by eggplantparmeZHAN June 5, 2023

digital court reporter

A wannabe record-keeper who has the skills of an entry-level fry cook at a fast food restaurant.

Donna: Hey, Lawanda, you can be a digital court reporter with virtually no experience and a sixth-grade level vocabulary. You in?
Lawanda: Shit, are you for real, though? Hell yeah. As long as I dont have to wear a hair net and I can get my lashes done every Friday, I am in.

by Butter Mike June 16, 2023