dalesio

a stupid dickhead

dalesio can do is not search up my friends name - hack jump

by hack jump November 29, 2016

cereal date

A term used to describe a platonic friend situation which the female misconstrues as romantic.

Katie had a crush on Kip and when he came over one night to eat cereal after the bar, she thought it was a date. She told her friends they went on "cereal dates".

Rob told Earl that a girl was stalking him; Earl told Rob that they probably went on a cereal date.

by misselle April 27, 2008

Sexond Date

1. a second date involving sex. 2. after a positive first date, the expectation that sex will happen on the second date.

1. "Dude, how was your second date?"

"No, my friend, it was a sexond date."

2. "How did your first date go last night?"

"Let's just say it was good enough to try for a sexond date..."

by MatheMatticus November 15, 2009

Claire Danes

The act of cleansing ones genitals after sex with a damp rag.

After last night, I only had time to Claire Danes myself.

by Scootch McGooch July 10, 2017

Drop In Date

When a guy just tells girls to cum over for a date because he is too busy with work to go anywhere. That way she can just "drop in" for a date whenever she is in the neighborhood without making formal plans and having to doll up to go out. This is a big time saver and very convenient and minimizes drama.

Credit-Michelle

Example: Jim called Shell over for a drop in date and he cooked her dinner and they cuddled together afterwards.

by drop in dater December 6, 2009

cheap date

a person who does not need very many drinks to become intoxicated.

If your a cheap date I'd hate to see your parents at a bar.

by The Return of Light Joker September 4, 2010

date rape drug

a roofie, a mickey

they slip me a date rape drug last night but they did not touch me. They just stole my stuff.

by Cunningham the Great December 18, 2011