donkey chop 

To be slapped round the face with a penis

"Oh shit! you got donkey chopped dude!"
"Man Id love to donkey chop that broad"

donkey chop by whitetrashhero December 18, 2007

Donkey Shart 

Donkey shart is when you shart in a public place and you have to haul ass out of there.

(Usualy you go home to change clothes and take a shower.)

Bob: Ted totally donkey sharted last night at beths house.

Timmy: Yeah i saw him come out of the shower when i came home after the party.

Beth: I was wondering why he ran out so fast.

Donkey Shart by geno2k3 January 9, 2009

donkey dance 

In front of a crowd, ask if they have ever seen the donkey dance, when they say no, let them know you will show them, turn around drop pants and underwear spread legs accordingly, then proceed to swing testies and dick back and forth smackin your ass, while hee-haaw-ing!!

nathan's ol gay ass did the donkey dance on us last night!

donkey dance by jimmy haynes January 30, 2008

Donkey Style 

When a guy is sticking his penis into a girl's asshole which is anal sex and the girl is screaming HEEHAW HEEHAW

Man: Oh yeah I'm giving it to you Donkey Style
Girl: HEEHAW HEEHAW HEEHAW

Donkey Style by SexMaster123 November 3, 2013

donkey punch

During the act of anal intercourse, typically in "doggy style" position, the man fingers the the girl to climax, and at that instant, punches her in the kidney and pulls out. The result is the woman shitting everywehre.

The donkey punch is quite a sexual feat, just dont get any on your feet.

donkey punch by Old McJeezy's Jizz December 13, 2007

Donkey kong 

When a female and/or male roughly plays with your cock through your pants and/or underwear

we were watching superbad and she was basically playing donkey kong with my dick...

Donkey kong by elfeicho August 23, 2009

Donkey Dock 

A slang term for female Genitalia.

"My girlfriend sometimes refers to her vagina as her "donkey dock."

Donkey Dock by Mr. SnowmanPants September 9, 2011