the baddest bitch yet known touch foot on this earth. Crystal is the most perfect girl in the world face card check, body teaaaa, bbl bblinggg she zont play. She is the biggest troll and will clown you and your mom again clock it. Make sure to do your homework on crystal thankyouuu clock it
ohhhh myyy goshhh crystal is the baddest bestest beautiest girl ever you can’t replace crystal CLOCK ITTTT
by unknownkisskiss June 16, 2024
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I have a cut on my dick because she didn’t clean herself up after her last fuck!
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I’m sorry but I just dropped a cum crystal in your belly button.
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Get the Crystal Ice mug.A guinea rat Good at promising people high end hand crafted billiard cues for their birthday. Known for her work as a 7 up vendor skonka she currently resides in the streets of the 209 district and surrounding areas.
Known alias's:
Skonka
Rat
Cat Water
Cum Catcher
Vendor bop
Sancha and more.
Hobbies include:
Being a rat
Skonking around other vendors
Donkeying other donkeys
Not buying pool sticks
Known alias's:
Skonka
Rat
Cat Water
Cum Catcher
Vendor bop
Sancha and more.
Hobbies include:
Being a rat
Skonking around other vendors
Donkeying other donkeys
Not buying pool sticks
by AySly February 2, 2023
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Person 2: What did he do… this time.
Person 3: HE BURNED MY HOUSE TO THE GROUND MY FAMILIES DEAD
Cay: Don’t exist near my gf then
Person 2: What did he do… this time.
Person 3: HE BURNED MY HOUSE TO THE GROUND MY FAMILIES DEAD
Cay: Don’t exist near my gf then
by cayyyy February 5, 2023
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