TumescentMule's definitions

Sex Pebble

The random object that finds its way into your footwear

Hold on, I have to remove this sex pebble in my shoe, it is driving me crazy!

by TumescentMule August 9, 2025

Swanky

A Sweaty Hankie

Toss me the swanky Im sweating over here.

by TumescentMule June 24, 2023

Fingertied

When you type too fast or too slow for your brain.

Jessica was either drunk or fingertied when she texted.

by TumescentMule October 6, 2019

Crystal Ball

Noun; Cell Phone

Karen stared diligently into her crystal ball.

by TumescentMule May 31, 2025

Sex Pebble

That one lone pepple that gets in your shoe irritating you.

Hold on, Ive got a sex pebble in my shoe that is bothering me.

by TumescentMule June 22, 2024