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Fingertied

When you type too fast or too slow for your brain.

Jessica was either drunk or fingertied when she texted.

by TumescentMule October 6, 2019

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Sex Pebble

The random object that finds its way into your footwear

Hold on, I have to remove this sex pebble in my shoe, it is driving me crazy!

by TumescentMule August 9, 2025

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Swanky

A Sweaty Hankie

Toss me the swanky Im sweating over here.

by TumescentMule June 24, 2023

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Sex Pebble

That one lone pepple that gets in your shoe irritating you.

Hold on, Ive got a sex pebble in my shoe that is bothering me.

by TumescentMule June 22, 2024

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Crystal Ball

Noun; Cell Phone

Karen stared diligently into her crystal ball.

by TumescentMule May 31, 2025

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