khaki boner

When your khaki pants fold up near your junk area making it appear that you have a boner when in reality you don't

Everyone laughed at me because they saw that I had the dreaded khaki boner.

by TDKB March 2, 2011

boner blanket

a blanket that a man uses to cover is aroused penis when watching a movie (i.e. porno) with his friends

Hey dude, before you start the movie, can you pass me that boner blanket.

by nouveaupauvre December 31, 2007

Boner Bouncer

Gay

You are such a boner bouncer Tom.


We have a test today?! Ah boner bouncer!

by Bryan SixXxTeen December 20, 2008

t-boner

When you enjoy a good T-bone steak so much, that you actually get an erection

I'm trying to hide my t-boner, because I had steak for lunch

by tirimtimtish March 9, 2009

boner check

The act of checking for erections. Typically involving an evaluation of one or more cock and balls.

"Oh geez"
(Lots of gayness)
"BONER CHECK!!"
"Fag"

by Goatseking April 5, 2007

Boner Milk

Another term for Jizz,what else could it be?

Edgar drank deep the boner milk for he was a butt raiding faggot.

by Jack "Mushroomtattoo" Gatehissouse April 14, 2005

Boner

That hard thing in your pants when you walk by Victoria's Secret

Person 1: Sir, you have a raging boner.
Person 2: Don't mind me, I just walked past Victoria's Secret

by Dr. Seuss, PhD June 19, 2011