drunk bed

a method of preparing your bed so that it is comfortable and easily accessible after a night of drinking. Usually includes clearing all the shit off it, folding back the covers and laying out your pjs

Girl at club: So pumped to go to sleep tonight. I have the perfect drunk bed to go home to.

by lamicmic January 8, 2010

fall out of bed good looking

A female who has extreme natural beauty that it as though she woke up without having to fix herself up. It takes her no effort to look fine.

Man, Stephanie is sooo hot! She is just fall out of bed good looking.

by flacker January 27, 2006

tulip bed

A coffin

"Lay low at the bottom of a tulip bed, they know Ruby gone out on a useless thread"

by Lil_Tougue February 6, 2018

Woke up on the wrong side of the bed

Alt: Got up on the wrong side of the bed. (Past Tense)
An expression that is typically used to describe a grumpy or irritable person, especially when the reason for their unhappiness is unknown.

It can also be used to describe when somebody wakes up in a bad mood which then lasts all day, possibly because they didn't get enough sleep or had an unpleasant dream the night before.

The phrase dates back to Ancient Rome, where it was considered bad luck to get out of bed from the left side, which itself originated in a very old superstition saying that everything related to the left-hand side was inherently unlucky. The modern English expression reflects that myth with a tongue-in-cheek play on words, suggesting that a grouchy person must have gotten out of bed on the "wrong" side, as opposed to the "right" side.

"What's with Wendy? She seems annoyed about something."
"I don't know, maybe she got up on the wrong side of the bed today."
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"You're acting like real jerk!"
"Sorry, I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I'm in a bad mood, but it's not your fault."

by Charlie Apples May 28, 2015

monster bed

A large amount of people sleeping in one bed.

Oh My Dad, when we were rollin' monster bed last nite, I was straight up pig sweating.

by K49 December 14, 2009

Going to bed

What someone says they will do when they are about to jerkofff. They probably don't sleep for another hour

I'm going to bed. Let's see how far I can shoot my cum

by Teenager16 April 12, 2021

beer bed

The place where you fall asleep whilst stumbling home from the bar.

It was cold last night and I went to beer bed in an ATM halfway home from the bar.

by Cool Hand Duke November 9, 2007