Barely Having Sex

Definition: when a guy accidently puts his penis in a skanks vagina, however, because she is such a whore and has slept with 80 people, he can not tell that his penis is inside of her. This continues for a few minutes until he realizes from her slutty ape grunts that he is indeed having sex. He immediately pulls out. Thus, "barely having sex."
Note: This may also include the occasional tip of dick rubbing the clit.

Barely Having Sex: "Baby, I only barely had sex with her. Don't worry.

by The Crotch Monster December 14, 2010

bareback

vaginal penetration sex without a condom barrier

She told me that she had passed thru menopause, a whole year without a period, that I needn't use a condom. I mounted her slowly, getting further in by an inch with each thrust. "oh, this is my first bareback sex in 15 years, she said langorously. Fuck me, John, come for me.

by John R. December 8, 2003

BareNakedMike

BareNakedMike is a Newgrounds BBS user. He likes to ask people to do things for him.

someone put somthing for me please?

by FBI February 6, 2005

Bareback Mountain

A combonation of two terms:

1. Brokeback Mountain, a movie about two homosexual sheep herders who become involved in a relationship that must be kept secret due to societal standards and well as their own safety.

2. Bareback, a term for unprotected anal sex.

This combonation seeks to point out the homosexual aspects of the movie.

Brokeback Mountain? More like Bareback Mountain due to all of the prominent homosexual themes within plot of the film!

by Tightrope g. September 4, 2008

Barefoot Contessa

The act of inserting your big toe into a woman's vagina while receiving oral sex.

My girlfriend loves it when I give her the old barefoot contessa.

by rawhide33 September 2, 2011

Bares Lynn

Meaning Barely..you take the Bare from barely...add an S...then take the Ly and add NN... to make a funny termanology of the very plain word barely..into bares lynn

If you take away the S and the NN it makes barely... this can be done with many diffrerent words

Friend-(Says to Friend) Are you hungrey dude?

Friend- ehh, bares lynn

orrrr.

Girl- (Says To Friend).. do i look fat in this shirt?

Friend-..ehh bares, lynn

by Dacav5 August 13, 2009

bareakon

1) spontaneous combustion of the anal cavity

2) the internet pseudonym of James

1) did you see that bareakon?!?!

2) do you know bareakon?

by Jonny Chleevas March 5, 2008