Baptist

People that might learn the bible but don't know anything behind it.

Cathilics are all knowing because they learn everything behind the bible.


Baptists know the Bible, that's it.

by TubaMasta March 16, 2009

bapple

1. to punch in the balls while performing oral sex.

"when Coreys mom was sucking him off, she was giving him a bapple."

by Big Jerms August 23, 2005

Baptist

something thats not catholic; synonomous with high divorce rates, jerry falwell (with his mother in the outhouse) and mainly hypocritical, holier than thou bullshit. see every religion tries to prove its better...in the end catholocism wins by a billion and a half so you baptists can go to hell, which is where your goin when jesus bitch slaps you down to satan...you know what, ill do it, your not worty of jesus' hand...i offically call dibs on the baptist bitch-slaper to hell guy

Jesus: i see your here for the profesional Bitch Slaping Baptist job?
Me: Yes.
Jesus: Why Should i Hire You?
Me: Because you dont have to get your hands dirty in southern redneck inbreds whose lives center around being punished to hell, so i figured id give them what they want
Jesus: I Like your Style, Lets See How Well You do, how does tuesday sound?
Me: No Problem
Jesus: Ok From Now on You are now my Pimphand Bitchslapper...if they ask, tell 'em J hired you and give them a ton of hope that they'll get into heaven, then bitchslap them into satans asshole...
me: Sounds Good
Jesus: Peace, im going to go with peter to bless some kids or some shit like that
me: see u around...

2. " did not have sex with my mother in an outhouse...it was my father"-Jerry Falwell

by Alex Curtis June 11, 2006

bappa

grandfather, or grandpa/grampa. Often associated with "mom mom" or gramma.

Your bappa sure look mean for an old dude.

by floydette February 21, 2009

Bapkin

Humans combined with all the stupid shit they do.

Those Bapkins detonated over 1000 atomic bombs before they thought it might not be a good.

by a Mexican nigga October 1, 2018

D.H.D Baptising

Is baptizing an human when you open up there humans mind too hear voice's during the baptising process,and exemplifi of paasing out for fun,haveing somebody press on your chest while you hold your breath for 3o seconds and paas out.

D.H.D Baptising is only a good ritual for people who understands their spiritual anatomy

by regardless devon victory January 24, 2009

Bape

A Japanese clothing company that makes ugly clothes that look like pajamas. They are ridiculously priced, and bought by spoiled rich kids because terrible rap artists like Pharrell, Lil Wayne, and Young Jeezy wear them. If you wear this brand of clothing, you are nothing but a mainstream trend follower robot.

Loser: Hey look at my $5000 bape shirt!
Me: Shutup.

by zetox August 27, 2006