The Bagel Bite

When a woman is performing oral sex on one man while another is penetrating her from behind, doggie style. While this is happening, place a plate of Bagel Bites on her back and have the two gentlemen share them while gazing lovingly into each other's eyes.
Little man and another guy pulled off the bagel bite this weekend.
by pittmonkey66 March 25, 2022
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Bagel melt technique

It’s when you cum on your women’s chest who is fully Jewish and your fully German and you quickly cum on her chest and stomach and thrown in the over
Oh mein süßer kleiner Bagelschmelz *cums on chest and throws into oven* Geh in den Ofen, Süße
That’s the bagel melt technique
by Menace of your mind June 18, 2023
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bagel rupture

when you get anal blasted so hard your bagel (rectum) rips open
fuck I have a bagel rupture from last night
by SCUBA SKITTLEMAN October 08, 2018
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Bagel Meme

This is meme that me and my friends pretty much made together and what you really do is just put a word in front of bagel and that is pretty much it. Hopefully this gets popular on iFunny or some sort of meme site. It deserves some damn credit. Most of this goes to my friends however they started this and I was dragged in as well so here I am.
Dream Bagel, Oof Bagel, Heretic Bagel, Dark Souls Bagel, etc. This is the bagel meme
by ItzSavNotSave March 13, 2021
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Bagel Hug

When one bagel has more cream cheese/butter than the other, so you have to smush them together to evenly distribute the spread.
“If you smush two bagels together, is that a Bagel Hug?”
“Yes”
by Señor Glumbo February 13, 2025
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Bagel

Billy: “y’all want some bagels?????”

Chris: “hell naw. Get those sugar free donuts outta my face.”
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Bagel

When someone fucks something up really bad or “screws the pooch”.
Guy1: Did you see joe talking to that stacked French girl? He shit his pants mid conversation.
Guy2: Yeah it was rough to watch, that was a real bagel on his part.
Guy1: Yeah he bageled that shit for sure
by Dantony milne November 22, 2020
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