Absofuckinlutely

A without a doubt affirmative.

So you think I should have stood my ground?

Absofuckinlutely!

Want to go to the game?

Absofuckinlutely!

Would you sleep with that girl/guy?

Absofuckinlutey!

by Loui2012 April 10, 2012

absodamnlutely

When something is so absolute that the extra emphasis of a cuss word is needed.

Friend: Hey. Are you ready to party tomorrow night?
You: Absodamnlutely!

by Mr. EMT December 15, 2012

absotively

The combination of absolutely and positively to indicate a strong agreement and confirmation.

Yes, I absotively agree with the results, Joe! There is no doubt Stu's a nutcase.

by The Missile April 14, 2013

Absofrickenlutely

More than definitely.......enthusiastically and profoundly yes!!!!!

I will absofrickenlutely be at your bbq!!!!!

by LilTe September 11, 2016

absofeckinlutely

When something is without a fecking doubt to be the absolute truth.

She absofeckinlutely sucked the juices from her sausage before slicing and dicing it.

by mimisaurus May 30, 2016

Absolutely Wasted

A term used for somebody who is quite intoxicated, typically with beverages such as Greene King IPA. Used by Alexander Robertson in the group UK Simpsons II, when asking for Simpsons episodes. Although roasted for his post originally, he then became internet famous thanks to the group and in other social media after featuring in a BuzzFeed post.

Eric: Man, we're quite drunk, aren't we?
Nick: Nah mate, we've been on the IPA lad. That means that we're in fact absolutely wasted!

by LionelHutz February 17, 2017

Absolutely stunnin

Something that makes your eyes pop and your jaw drop out of amazement.

It was a view so sublime and (absolutely stunnin) I thought I had died and gone to heaven!

by Sillysox July 12, 2017