lauren brown

Lauren brown is a dancer. she's annoying and nice at the same time. I am secretly in love with her but nobody knows. She is sweet, sexy and always looks like she is eating something sour. She is a hottie and she often uses the potty! She is an awful writer but is even worse at math. Not sure why I love her so much, go get yourself a lauren today!

her face looks sour, she must be a lauren brown.

by bobthebrownie May 16, 2018

Finger in the brown

What does that even mean

ahhhh another great shift at station 9. "see you later bob finger in the brown " what does that even mean "i don know"

by North end bob May 25, 2018

Brown Bouys

When a shit a mess of floating turds.

I just dropped a shit load of brown bouys in there and didn’t flush.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

brown massage

When flatulence is passed onto an unexpected person with skin contact

Sam just gave me a brown massage in the break area.

by Rod Byron January 17, 2018

Brown Wine

The act of farting in a glass and admiring its fragrance like a fine wine, generally enjoyed by yuppies and smug people, particularly those called Alan (pronounced Al-lain)

Guy A- Hi, Alan isn't it?
Guy B- Actually its pronounced Al-lain
Guy A- Right, sorry AL- LAIN, would you like red or white wine?
Guy B- I'll just take an empty glass, I fancy a brown wine today *Ppprrrrppp!!!*

by paggywaggygumdrops March 25, 2020

Brown Zebra

When your runny poop sticks to half the toilet bowl, creating brown and white strips like a zebra hide

After Clarissa had Taco Bell, she went to the zoo and added a Brown Zebra to their facilities

by Plattimus July 18, 2020

Battery Browne

Battery Browne also known as barry Browne steals car battery’s takes the acid out of the inside and sells them as dealz vape juice on eBay to underage children

Battery browne you got the stuff?

by The Cameron doran September 16, 2020