xbox360

The successor to Microsoft's Xbox. Set to be released this November, will be the first next-gen console out on the market.

Also commonly known as Xbox 1.5

Microsoft seems to think that being the first console out will make them the winner in the next-gen console wars, but it takes more than just being the first out the door to be proclaimed the winner (just look at what happened to the Dreamcast).

Judging by what has been seen so far, many people have been left less than impressed. They're gonna learn the hard way what it means to be Sony's bitch. Sony will crush them like little punk ass roaches.

by I forget May 17, 2005

X-Box

The way idiots and southerners spelt XBox.

There ain't no hyphen in XBox, ya frickin' idiot! It's XBox, not X-Box!

by ChoujinkiMetalder September 14, 2006

X-box

Bill Gates probably built his house with these bricks. They had to cut price at least twice before launch, and even then only Halo saved the hunk of crap. Its processor is bigger than your TV and the controller is a dinnerplate. You'd think with a console as massive as that they'd be able to fit some quality in there. BUY PS2/3!!! (P.S don't waste your time with an Xbox 360. they're just as bad except they are less similar to a japanese phonebook)

Builder 1: "We've ran out of bricks for this building!"
Builder 2: "Ah fuck it. We'll just use X-boxes"

Kid: "Mommy, why is the Grand Canyon so big?"
Mom: "God must have dropped his X-box, honey"

by 370 April 25, 2006

x box

A game system that seems to have good graphics....but nothing else.

All the people I know who like X Box only like the graphics.

by Alexi August 8, 2003

X-Box

The gaming system that has set out to destroy all sequals to come, It has purchased rare and already let down one of the best nintendo games ever made, "perfect dark", if you play x-box games your a fag, however it is o.k to use your xbox as a divX player and a nintendo

Hey im a ccomplete retard who wants to play recked nintendo games on my x-box instead of actually bying the originals for nintendo and having some real fun

by SuperMario128 May 19, 2006

x-box

the worst system ever, no true nerd can support it and call himself a video game patriot. also know as the nazi-box

stop video game nazism and liberate the world from the X-box.

by popisdead February 17, 2005

x-box

A console (wait, a "graphics machine," I don't wanna offend good consoles) made by that evil company microsoft that thinks the xbox is good because it has great graphics, a dvd player and games that just aren't fun to play.

If you want good games, get a SNES or a megadrive. You might even have fun with a pc.

If you like good graphics more then having fun, the xbox is for you!

by Marbarian June 5, 2005