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X-box

Bill Gates probably built his house with these bricks. They had to cut price at least twice before launch, and even then only Halo saved the hunk of crap. Its processor is bigger than your TV and the controller is a dinnerplate. You'd think with a console as massive as that they'd be able to fit some quality in there. BUY PS2/3!!! (P.S don't waste your time with an Xbox 360. they're just as bad except they are less similar to a japanese phonebook)

Builder 1: "We've ran out of bricks for this building!"
Builder 2: "Ah fuck it. We'll just use X-boxes"

Kid: "Mommy, why is the Grand Canyon so big?"
Mom: "God must have dropped his X-box, honey"

by 370 April 25, 2006